Ranger Bear Takes National Title

On January 14, 2011, Parkside’s lovable bear with a menacing smile traveled to Orlando, Florida for the UCA National Mascot Championship, where he ranked third place out of all division 2 and division 3 schools.

In order to compete in the championship, the top schools had to defeat 18 other mascots in a regional competition before moving on to nationals. First place went to the University of Delaware, and second went to South Alabama. Ranger Bear was nervous, but he did not falter. He enthusiastically wooed the judges with a 90 second “Ranger” themed skit, incorporating everything from the Lone Ranger to Power Rangers, allowing him to take home the third highest honor.

Back at home, Ranger Bear serves as an emblem of the school’s pride and spirit. At Parkside, he can be seen dancing around the halls and at various sporting events.

The University of Wisconsin-Parkside is proud of Ranger Bear and his hard work. I was lucky enough to sit down for a brief interview with him. Ladies and gentlemen, I would now like you to take the time to get to know your nationally accredited furry mascot.

Reporter : Alright, Ranger Bear. We will get the serious stuff out of the way first. What is the best thing to eat on campus?
Ranger Bear: I would definitely have to say the fish sticks. I’m not sure if they serve those here. At least they are good in protein.

Reporter : Where is your favorite place to hang out on campus?
Ranger Bear: I like hanging out in the woods, especially near rivers. But, I also like just walking around campus.

Reporter : What are your favorite colors?
Ranger Bear: Green and white!

Reporter : What is your favorite Parkside sporting event?
Ranger Bear: Basketball games, because they are going on right now.

Reporter : What is your favorite subject at Parkside?
Ranger Bear: Biology

Reporter : What is your favorite part of being Ranger Bear?
Ranger Bear: I love meeting people. And the hugs! I definitely like the hugs.

Reporter : What is the hardest part of your job?
Ranger Bear: Little kids always pull on my teeth and fur!

Reporter : Do you growl at them?
Ranger Bear: I am not allowed to talk, so I just try to get away.

Reporter : Can you offer any advice to aspiring mascots out there?
Ranger Bear: Always believe in yourself, and your eyes will be opened!

Reporter : Can you offer any advice to the Parkside student body?
Ranger Bear: Give hugs! Everyone likes to feel appreciated!

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